I thought about jumping out of a plane, but

[divemaster]

I thought about jumping out of a plane, but after checking the web site at Osage City jumping place I found the chute packers hadn't made any jumps.

Something about that didn't seem right! If I ran a place like that, the packers would be jumping and they would never know when or which chute I would throw at them and say get going.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/09/11 ... d-car.html

[Beatnik-Bandit]

My brother has one of those "ain't I tough" badges. Whenever he would start waxing eloquent about his airborne days I would ask "What does the Field Artillery call Airborne Rangers?" Answer: "Targets in the open, adjust fire." I suppose you can imagine how much he cared for that.

I think in order to jump out of a plane, you first need a plane that's going down.